Welcome to the slightly skewed, entirely delightful world of Kola's Laws! Here, the universe isn't governed by boring old physics, but by the far more important principles of treat acquisition, walk optimization, and nap maximization. Prepare to have your understanding of reality... adjusted.
The fundamental forces and quantities governing Kola's perceived universe revolve around his primary motivations and experiences.
In Kola's world, everything orbits around... well, Kola! The most important things shape his understanding of how everything works.
Standard physics laws are humorously or absurdly translated into "Kola's Laws" governing his world.
Those stuffy old physics laws? Kola's improved them. They're now far more relevant (and delicious).
(See the detailed explanations on the "Kola's Laws of the Universe" page for the full, glorious reinterpretation.)
Standard physical quantities are replaced by Kola-relevant metrics.
Forget meters and kilograms! We measure things in terms Kola actually cares about.
Motivations and obstacles are framed as forces acting on Kola.
Kola's driven by powerful forces! (Mostly treats.)
Energy is measured in units relevant to Kola's state of being.
We don't use joules here. We use units that truly capture the essence of Kola's energetic experiences.
The overall tone blends humor with subtle educational hints.
It's all about fun, but with a sneaky bit of learning tucked in there.
Humorous and absurd, often highlighting Kola's self-importance or food/comfort motivation.
Includes a "subtly educational disguise" connecting back to the actual physics principle being parodied.
The concept relies on a unique visual language using icons instead of standard variables.
Words are good, but icons are better! Especially when they're of treats.
Treats, pets, actions, emotions, specific Kola-metrics (e.g., ✨🥩, ⏳, 💧, ❤️, 🏞️, 🚫👃).
(See the "Kola's Laws of the Universe" page for the full list of icon ideas.)
These reinterpreted concepts and Kola's perspective fuel specific story ideas.
This isn't just science, it's a story waiting to happen!
Kola in a hypothetical vet school physics class, applying his laws. (Chaos ensues, naturally.)
(See the "Kola's Laws Story Ideas" page for the full list of brainstormed story concepts).